in times like these, you tell the world how harsh a luxury existence can be.  to battle hypothetical cancer that hasn’t reached you yet, you upgraded your tits with firmer larger cancer-proof ones.  your expensive doctors explain that this is preemptive treatment, given you have a higher than average risk factor for cancer.  so why not also get a preemptive lobotomy?  you are obviously an even higher risk for insanity.  and while you’re at it, have your expensive lawyers arrange a preemptive divorce.  because your sham marriage may be at risk of being irreconcilable.  considering you are both boobs, the symbolism will be completely lost on you two.

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